My Favorite Salutation for this Time of Year

(  )Happy Holidays
(  )Season's Greetings
(X)DON'T YOU PEOPLE HAVE HOMES TO GO TO?!?

I haven't yet found any fellow bettors to get together a Black Friday Trampling Deaths pool, but I say 3, and a dozen newsworthy injuries.  I stay outta the stores on Buy
Nothing Day

in the Spirit,